Time to be fancy: Gay Science debut show tomorrow, 2701 Willow Street, starting whenever we happen to get started, it’s a motherfucking party so just come and hang out for a while, why don’t you? It’s also the birthday of a sweet dog named Ivan, who is holding down a top-five place in my friends’ dogs hot chart. You need this. There will be a cover of what is probably your favorite song ever if you have really good taste, three new songs that will eclipse the aforementioned song as your favorite if you continue to have really good taste, and a totally all new rap song that has some stuff about sexy nurses and olfactory excitement and baseball bats. I am going to demo my eye makeup right now. WORK.
Also, just for your Friday reading pleasure, a gchat conversation between myself and Adam Atkinson, AKA Best Boy Ever:
Adam: hey i am invisible
but not TO YOU
me: HELLO!
Adam: HELLO I AM A GHOST OF GMAIL
me: SHHH I THINK THERE IS A GHOST IN HERE
Adam: OH OKAY
me: SHHH
Adam: DAMN
SORRY