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First, read this New York Times profile of Brooklyn’s new Poet Laureate.

Now, read the following, my profile of Hyde Park’s new Poet Laureate:

A Poet Who Doesn’t Do Yoga: S.E. Smith, Poet Laureate of Hyde Park

After S.E. Smith puts her battered espresso pot on the stove, she pads nearly barefoot, still wearing last night’s tights, about four feet over to her office, where a desk cohabits with three full ashtrays and dirty coffee cups. She takes in the sights and sounds of her neighborhood, Hyde Park in Austin: yuppies chastising their unfortunately-named children for sitting in the dirt, day laborers fixing the roof next door, self-satisfied bourgeois hippies opening bottles of kombucha. She opens her laptop and stares at a blank new document for a few hours. One day she started with the title GIRLS CHOIR WITH EXTRA AIR but it didn’t work, another day, with the title ARCTIC LONER ROCK, which also didn’t work.

“Then something takes over,” Smith says, “usually after two hours of catatonic silence and a few pots of espresso.” Over days like this, her usually bizarre inside jokes with herself turn into poems, none of which are about childbirth, such as “Trace Means Trail in Western America:”

Dummy, where are you?
All around us the future
prepares us for each other.

I am sick of everything,
even the things I haven’t
done yet.

Ms. Smith is no ordinary scribbler: she is an editor, published author, and Hyde Park’s new poet laureate, the first person and first woman to fill the austere, if self-bestowed post. But don’t be intimidated. One of her chief goals is to “fuck it up 2010.”

“People use the words, ‘okay, whatever’ a lot when they think of a poet,” she said between bites of a fried egg sandwich made by her imaginary boyfriend Renaldo, who quit his job as a Disney Imagineer to become Smith’s full time house husband. “But being a poet is anything but okay whatever.”

S.E. Smith, the Hyde Park Poetry Commission president, who, with the help of a selection committee, chose Ms. Smith from two applicants, said she was taken by her own unwavering enthusiasm for poetry in spite of massive apathy and her embodiment of Hyde Park’s principle demographic: over-educated people under the age of thirty who can’t get jobs and enjoy New Wave German cinema. It did not hurt that she was unfazed by the lack of salary, stipend, office or budget. “It’s like I gave her a fried egg sandwich, she was so happy,” Smith said of herself.

Hyde Park was the first of Austin’s neighborhoods to appoint an official bard, in 2010. The rest have not followed suit.

With enormously frizzy dishwater blond hair and a remarkable ability to pull off miniskirts and unwashed black tights, Ms. Smith is a particularly glamorous ambassador of an art form most often publicly celebrated only in modelesque mainstream body types with form-fitting leather pants in their closets. She speaks loudly, having grown up, she said, as an only child with a lot of gregarious imaginary friends. And the tights, she notes, are cheap chic, from Target.

Ms. Smith would love to see poems carved into Civil War statues and chiseled into Darque Tan billboards throughout Airport Boulevard; mindful of money woes, she might settle for Frederick Seidel poems muttered on the bus, “only to be washed away in a replica of people’s constant cycle of talking shit and talking more shit,” as she wrote in her winning application. She hopes to create a website to spotlight other Hyde Park poets if she can find any who aren’t afraid of the internet, and she yearns to bring them into the neighborhood’s coffee shops full of emotionally stunted man-children.

“I love that age, when it’s sort of a middle ground between being a teenager and still trying to be a teenager even though you’re 35 and work at the video rental store,” she said. “They won’t be afraid to put themselves at the center of things because they still haven’t yet learned that they aren’t actually the center.”
Even many of Ms. Smith’s writer friends find poetry okay and whatever, she said. But this is not about them.

“You must pay no attention to Mrs. Abbey’s unfeeling and ignorant gabble. You can’t stop an old woman’s crying more than you can a Child’s. The old woman is the greatest nuisance because she is too old for the rod. Many people live opposite a Blacksmith’s till they cannot hear the hammer. I have been in Town for two or three days and came back last night. I have been a little concerned at not hearing from George–I continue in daily expectation. Keep on reading and play as much on the music and the grassplot as you can. I should like to take possession of those Grassplots for a Month or so; and send Mrs. A. to Town to count coffee berries instead of currant Bunches, for I want you to teach me a few common dancing steps–and I would buy a Watch box to practise them in by myself. I think I had better always pay the postage of these Letters. I shall send you another book the first time I am in Town early enough to book it with one of the morning Walthamstow Coaches. You did not say a word about your Chillblains. Write me directly and let me know about them–Your Letter shall be answered like an echo. Your affectionate Brother JOHN.”

John Keats, to his sister Fanny, postmarked February 27th 1819

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This is a word cloud of the most frequently-occurring words in my poetry manuscript. I guess somebody likes “like” around here, and bears.

OK hello. I’ll be reading in Pittsburgh for Open Thread’s Poetsburgh series on Thursday June 18th at the Waffle Shop in East Liberty, and if you’re in Pittsburgh you better be there! I promise to entertain you to the fullest extent of the law permitted by a poetry reading. Plus there’s a drag show by Drive By Drag, and at some point Best Boy* eight times over Adam Atkinson will interview me in a talk show type setting, which, as I understand it, is kind of the deal with the Waffle Shop: waffles plus an unpredictable grouping of people plus a talk show which STREAMS LIVE ON TEH INTERNETS! I’ll let you know more about that little wrinkle when I know more myself, but until then, slake your thirst for my opinions by checking out this interview I did for Open Thread a little while ago. Or by coming to the reading your ownself. I will tell you whatever you want to know.

*”Best Boy” is an honorific bestowed by yours truly. I invented it when I first met Adam Atkinson back in 2001 during our freshman year at CMU because he truly was the best boy ever. He has won the award every year since its inception, but not without serious competition.

Holla, I was one of the runners-up for the Walt Whitman prize! You can read about it here. The whole thing unfolded in a strange way because the Whitman Prize people lost my e-mail somehow and I heard all about the thing second-hand (every poet knows another poet who knows all the other poets, it’s a fact, go and check the wikipedia if you’re doubting me) and initially thought that I had been flat out dissed without any notification, which prompted me to e-mail hassle them which I was later sheepish about, because it’s strange to write a “what’s the deal with the silence?” e-mail to get a good news response. I guess sometimes no news really is good news. And this is one of those times.

+This really overwhelmingly large collection of Ecclectic Soul compilations. Really, who are these people, and where did they find these records? I bought the “Deep City Label” disc today, but really could only make the decision because the album cover has a picture of the Incredible Marching 100 band, and I’ve been psyched about brass bands since Sunday, when I saw the Hot 8 Brass Band, an occasion so good it could almost carry over past the two intervening days and count as one of the good things about today.

+ Eighty degrees in the city. Come on. Except eighty degree days don’t happen without more allergins, and I was all sleepy today thanks to Sudafed and the general feeling that my head was in a box. Or was a box. 

+ Overheard somebody in the Calhoun stairwell whistling “Misty.”

+ Okay, I’ve been holding out a little–the real good news today is that my poetry manuscript is a semifinalist for the Walt Whitman prize. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Too bad this Sudafed is keeping me so calm, because otherwise I could go on a tear right now, I’m so happy.

+ As a result, I treated myself to a copy of “The Art of Eating,” which is basically all of the gastronomy essays ever written by M.F.K. Fisher, who happens not only to be a witty food writer but also a master prose stylist. 

+The manicure (see previous post) makes it five times more fun to send texts or manipulate any stylish hand-held electronic device. NAILS YES.

+ Bat City is going to establish an editorial fellowship for recently graduated Michener Fellows starting this year. What this means, basically, is that I have a sterling backup plan in case all the other things I’ve applied for don’t work out.

+ Joshua Beckman reading, friends, poetry. Poetry!

+ Just feeling fancy.

 

Here’s an update from the CONTINUING TO OWN SHIT files: I’ll be reading for Five Things on January 23rd (that’s a week from Friday, for those keeping the box score at home), 7 PM at the U.S. Art Authority (that’s 510 W. 29th St, for you southpaws). Admission is $1, but really, I’ll give you a dollar for showing up, so it evens out. Five Things, in case you didn’t know, (and I’m quoting their website, here) “inspires five people to create a new piece using inspiration based off a central theme.” The theme for this event? Dudes. Dudicality. Broishness. In other words, the perfect topic for yours truly.

The Five Things organizers asked me for a copy of my book to raffle at the reading, but, le sigh, I do not yet have a book. So I decided to make one. A super special edition-of-one chapbook. Behold: 
WINTER HORSE
WINTER HORSE
Initially, I was going to make a saddle-stitched chapbook of my favorite recent poems, but it didn’t feel book-y enough. So I took a chapter book for children, blacked out all of the text with four permanent markers, and pasted 14 of my poems into it (one poem for each chapter). I did brief erasures on the first page of each chapter. Like this:
WINTER HORSE 2

WINTER HORSE 2

And this:

 

WINTER HORSE 3

WINTER HORSE 3

ILLUSTRATION

ILLUSTRATION

 

I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE I'M OWNING IT

I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE I'M OWNING IT

So, the only way you can obtain this extremely limited edition-of-one is to win the raffle, and the only way you can win the raffle is by coming to the reading. Which is Friday, January 23rd at the U.S. Art Authority, for one stinking dollar. Do it. Here’s the flyer: 

 

 

Five Things

Five Things

 

Okay, now you are informed. See you then!

I know the Daily Texan only covered my poetry reading because summer is slow news times for the campus paper. That’s fine. I don’t care. Check it out: http://media.www.dailytexanonline.com/media/storage/paper410/news/2008/07/11/University/Featured.Photo.between.The.Lines-3390141.shtml

Also, unrelated to me (somewhat), they’re having a big old state senate scandal back home, which, in its most lurid iteration, involves a girl I interned with at Rep. DeWeese’s office accepting a ghost job in exchange for sex. This is the Philadelphia Enquirer story–I’d post the local paper’s version, except the Philly reporter obviously had a lot more fun trotting out the seamy details (disgraced former beauty queen, dingy office above a cigar shop in Pittsburgh). This girl and I interned together the summer after my freshman year at CMU, when saying that you were interning for a Democrat still got you some “have some more lipgloss, Monica” giggles, and she didn’t do any work then, either. I remember one day working on some big mailing for a deadline, and pretty much spending all day on it while Angie dicked around on the internet, occasionally asking me how, for example, to spell karaoke. And I would go, K-A-R-A-O-K-E and she would go, “No, I don’t think that’s right.” I guess I should keep stories like this on hand for anybody who thinks my stories about southwestern Pennsylvania are too surreal or ironic.

True. I will be reading some poems at the newly established Riot Ink reading series. If you go to their blog you can read up on the recent featured writers and also find a picture and bio of yours truly. What will you learn from doing so? Well, you’ll learn that the reading is on Thursday, July 10th at Austin Java (1206 Parkway), that it begins at 7:00 PM, and also that I have one of those crooked Katie Holmes smiles, the smirky kind where it looks like half of your face is paralyzed. Well, my face. It makes me feel kind of bad for poking fun at poor Katie’s smile in “Batman Begins.” Pot, meet kettle, etc.

In addition, the official Keene Prize press release hits the internets today. If you must know, the committee says some pretty nice things about how I’m a quirky, sharp observer. Not like you didn’t know. But it’s good to have it in writing.

So my point is, be a pal and come to the reading. There’s always the possibility that I’ll dedicate a poem to you. There’s always the possibility I have written a poem about some funny shit you said one night at the bar. Do you remember that night? You were on fire.

About a year ago, I discovered an unexpected talent: writing eulogies for living people I had never met. Let me explain: as part of the Movable Feast, some of my colleagues asked me to write five brief eulogies for the participants in a day-long avant garde piece written exclusively for them. (The Movable Feast is kind of a big project to explain in passing, so, for more details go here: http://www.myspace.com/themovablefeast.) The eulogies were read aloud to the recipients, and I had the amazing experience of watching their reactions to these brief pieces, which, though I had only read dossiers on the participants, seemed to hit home. Recently I re-read the pieces and liked them so much I decided to expand the project.

This is where you come in. Do you know somebody who could use a little appreciation? A little reminder of the world’s ever-passing gyre? Do you want to be prepared in case of the swift and unexpected death of a loved one, whose passing would doubtless leave you too flummoxed to say the right thing at the funeral? Would you like to remind a cavalier friend of yours that death comes even for the wanton and cool? All are perfect reasons to commission a prose poem eulogy from yours truly.

The project may sound morbid, but if you read the original eulogies (please see following sample), you’ll find that they’re far more celebratory and bittersweet. Kind of like “It’s a Wonderful Life,” but without Christmastime sentimentality and Jimmy Stewart.

If you’re interested, please send me an e-mail at girl dot professional at gmail dot com (include the word “eulogy” in the title please) containing the following

+the first name of the eulogy recipient (no last names, please)

+a brief dossier on the recipient (recent major life events, food preferences, silly details, very serious details, ephemera)

Remember, I can’t do eulogies for people I’ve met. Strangers only. The participant must also be alive. The final eulogy might not reflect any of the information you sent me in the dossier. I cannot be held responsible for the truth I may unleash upon your recipient. For their troubles, though, they’ll receive an extremely limited chapbook of all the eulogies.

I’ll be working on this project over the summer, so the absolute deadline for submissions is July 15th, 2008. 

Here’s your sample eulogy:

 

Liz

Liz asked me to do this crazy thing before she died. She said, I want you to take this old handkerchief to the old airport in Sedona and hold it up in the wind and see which way it blows. I said, okay Liz, I can do that. Then she said, if it blows North or South or East I want you to go home and bury this handkerchief in a steel box in your backyard and plant something really heavy on top of it, like a rhododendron or a bathtub, hell, I don’t care as long as it’s heavy. But if it blows West, I want you to take that handkerchief and dry a wolf’s tears with it. I said, Liz, that might be a problem but I’ll try my best. So I went to Sedona and that old red checked handkerchief blew straight West. I got nervous because where am I going to find a wolf? I had a few beers at this little mountain place that sold postcards. A guy came in and said, “I just realized how we’re all completely alone in this world, and it’s enough to make a guy cry.” He started crying. I asked what his name was, full of hope. “My name’s Kenny,” he said, “but everybody calls me The Wolf.”

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